Class Year: 2025
Bio: Jack is a second year student from Fairfield, CT. In addition to having 400 nearly identical pictures of rubber chickens stuck to a ceiling in his camera roll, he has been known, on occasion, to wear a Hawaiian shirt (like… every Friday). He’s just a real matter-of-fact, to-the-point guy, you know – absolutely no rambling or projectile vomiting words going on here, no way no how. He frequently hits fuzzy yellow spheres using a stick with an oblong extension, he has a terrifying obsession with Mr. Crepe and Kung Fu Tea, and he would forever be grateful if anyone would ever play him in Word Hunt (please?)